Arguably the most meme-worthy teacher to ever live on this earth. He taught Kyle TV Pro and Liam, Cuan, and Xlandar English, both in Grade 9. After that year he never returned, and it's unknown whether he's dead. He has several famed quotes:
"You have to get to the nulseus of the idea!"
"You could say, like what an attractive boy... and I'm the queen bee. Come pollinate my movie."
"You three are toxic students."
He also owned the ruined Jar Jar Binks mask Liam took a picture in, which significantly boosted the Jar Jar Binks religion and probably caused the character's deification a year later.