Grade 9 meme: VoxelVoxelVoxelonian superpower of Juan Lord of Sconesfield: to control, solidify or remove the kneecaps of anyone he wished. The origin of this joke is lost, but it was made way more memorable by Cuan's quote "Bow down to me... oh wait you can't! YOU HAVE NO KNEECAPS!!".
This was supplemented in Grade 10 by Kyle's idea to use Cuan's superpower to send secret messages in binary during wartime by either removing or not removing kneecaps from the corpses of soldiers.